⌠Lydiә and the blog's first post⌡

First impressions, and therefore first blog posts are important. Trip over your shoelaces, start your sentences with LOLz bro, i is 3pic and 8 ur sanwichh lolol, or you know -- fuck up -- and you're doomed to the i-remember-you-look...and not in a woah, the guy with the cool shoes way, but in an omg-run-away-screaming way. Well, that might be a slight exageration, but you get the drift.

So seeing as this is my first post and i'm not particularly sure whether i'd like to be the kid with the cool shoes or the crazy one with the twitching eye and a box of matches, for now, I think I'll go with the kid who talks too much. Coz I seem to have that down pat. I would say you're free to tell me to shutup, but the thing is -- this is a blog post -- and what kind of moron tells their computer to shutup? Come to think of it, I think my sister does that...

So, if you're still reading this, you're either insanely bored, or have a penchant for uneventful babble leading nowhere...in which case, welcome! Check out this blog any time you're lighting the next door neighbour's hedge on fire, eating an '3pic sanwichh' or you know...chillin wit ur bros.........no, please don't do that. That string of words will come back to haunt you when you're the crazy old guy in the retirement 'village' saying "back in myyy day, i used to chill with my bros and my homies and i was the fo shizzle." The awkward silence that follows will no doubt be your fault. You crazy old person.

So have fun, try not to burn too many hedges and read on if you can be bothered. Goodbye, unknown blog readers and...i think i'll just stick with bye. Okay, byye!